By
Bettyann Moore
Rufus
stood dead still, all his senses alert. He turned his head – and
his headlamp – in a slow circle. He couldn't imagine Bud,
superstitious, rabbit-scared Bud, taking off on his own. So, where'd
he get to? The passenger side door was shut; Rufus hadn't heard it
open or close.
“That
don't mean nothin',” he said aloud, but not too loudly. “A guy
can get pretty het up on somethin' and never hear or see hell-all.”
Rufus
shut off the lamp and waited for his eyes to adjust. He listened
hard. The quiet was absolute. Not a rustle of critters in the grass
nor a whisper of cattails by the pond. The back of his neck prickled.
He felt like he was being watched. With slightly shaking hands, Rufus
turned on the headlamp and whipped his head around to shine the light
behind him. Something, something inky black slithered just out of
sight and back into the mist.
He
shook his head and blinked a few times. Trick of the light was all.
Nothing out there.
He
walked around the truck, head down, checking for footprints. Except
for his own size-16 Sorels, there were none. Bud had little feet for
such a big guy, size 9, tops. He reminded Rufus of those old-timey
toys … little egg-shaped people … Wobblers? Wobblies? No,
Weebles.
“Weebles
wobble, but they don't fall down,” he said, remembering the
commercials of his childhood. He snorted just a bit, thinking how
he'd start calling Bud “Weeble”, or “WeebleBoy”. Once he
found him.
He
did another walk around the truck in reverse. No sign that Bud had
gotten out to take a piss against a tire, nothing. It was full-on
dark now and there was hunting to do.
“Fuck,
Bud,” Rufus cursed, “get your ass back here, pronto.”
A
thought came to him. He shone his light down into the truck bed. He
just knew it had to be …
He
pulled back a stack of blue tarps and pried open the lid of the
cooler he had hidden beneath.
“Damn,
thought for sure,” Rufus said. He knew that Bud would be spooked
all night unless he provided some refreshment. The six-pack of
long-necks in one of the coolers, though, was untouched. He'd hoped
that Bud found it, downed a few and, with the added courage, headed
up the road.
Rufus
was about to hop back in the truck to drive up a ways – Bud
couldn't have gotten that far – but he pictured MarySue's sneering
glare if he came back empty-handed. He'd already made enough racket
and time was wasting.
“Screw
you, Bud,” Rufus muttered. “I got this.”
“Screw
you, too, Rufus.”
“What
the … Bud? Where the hell are you?” Rufus spun around in circles,
headlamp sweeping, bouncing and landing on … nothing.
“Quit
the crap, Bud,” Rufus snarled. “Where the hell are you?”
“Here.
I think I need some help.”
Rufus
felt a tapping on his foot and nearly jumped out of his Sorels. Bud
was under the truck. Rufus crouched down and shone the light beneath.
“Christ
on stick, Bud, what the hell are you doing down there? How'd you get
there? Why didn't you answer me?”
Rufus
tugged on his friend's arm and slowly dragged him out.
“I
seen somethin', Ruf,” Bud said, smacking the dirt off his pants.
“It was lookin' at me in the cab.”
“In
the cab. Something was looking at you in the cab.”
“Yeah,
big yellow eyes. And fangs! It had big yellow fangs, too. Wish I had
me a beer.”
Rufus
sighed. “Yellow eyes and yellow fangs. Gosh.” Rufus
reached into the back of the truck and pulled a long-neck from the
cooler. “Here,” he said, “chase the yellow away.”
Bud's
eyes went wide. He snatched the bottle from Rufus' hand, unscrewed
the cap and slugged down the cold beer in one swallow.
“So,
there's this thing with yellow eyes and yellow fangs outside
looking at you in the cab?”
Bud
burped wetly. “Yup, 'bout pissed my pants.”
“Mighta
been the beer,” Rufus muttered. “So you got out of the cab
where the thing was with the yellow eyes and yellow fangs and hid
under the truck. I got that right?”
Bud
scratched his head and screwed up his face, thinking. “Yeah …
well, no … I mean, I think I passed out.”
“In
the cab.”
“Yeah,
in the cab. You got another one of them beers?”
“Not
yet, not yet!” Rufus thought his brain was going to explode. “Just
tell me how you got from the cab and then under the truck.”
Bud
clapped his big paws over his face and rubbed them up and down, up
and down like he was scrubbing his face. His seed cap bobbed on his
head.
“This
ain't a test, Bud.”
Bud
pulled his hands away. “Might as well be cuz I ain't got no
answer,” he said, a bewildered look on his face.
Just
then the bulb in Rufus' headlamp went black.
“Damn!”
“Ruf,
turn that thing back on, wouldja?” Bud pleaded. He took a couple of
cautious steps toward his friend until he was practically standing on
him.
“Get
back!” Rufus said, pushing Bud away. “Battery's dead and, no, I
don't have another one.”
“So
… so … we can go now?”
“No,
we can't go now, Bud. We come to hunt. We been messin' around too
long already. Check the glove box, might be a flashlight in there.”
Bud
didn't have to be told twice. He groped around for the door handle,
grateful when the light in the cab came on. Sure enough there was a
small mag light and it worked, too.
“Save
it,” Rufus ordered. “We might need it.
Reluctantly,
Bud shut off the light, then put it in his pocket. He used it a
couple of times while the two men piled equipment onto tarps.
“We
bringing the cooler?” Bud asked. “I mean, it ain't no trouble
carryin' it.”
“No,
we're not bringing the cooler, Bud,” Rufus snapped. “It'll be a
little reward. You shine me a deer, I shoot it, we clean it, bring it
back to the truck and you get you a beer. How's that?”
“I
guess so.” Bud couldn't see it exactly, but he stared longingly at
the cooler as the two hoisted their gear and headed out across the
field.
It
was a good half an hour before the two settled down to wait for deer.
Rufus sat perched about six feet high on a hang-on tree stand while
Bud sat hunkered down behind a bush just below him. Bud didn't like
looking out at the mist-covered pond, but it was better than having
it behind him.
“Half
an hour, Bud,” Rufus whispered from his perch.
“For
what?”
“Half
an hour with no talking, belching, farting, coughing, sneezing or
teeth grinding.”
Bud
sighed.
“Or
sighing,” Rufus added. “I want quiet. In half an hour, turn on
that beam and show me what's out there. Got it?”
“Got
it. You gonna tell me when time's up, cuz I ain't go no watch.”
“I'll
tell ya.”
“But
then you'd be talkin'.”
Rufus
had half a mind to shoot an arrow into the ground near Bud's head.
“I'll
tell you just after half an hour.”
“But
...”
“And
only bucks, Bud. Bigger the better. Clear?”
“Clear.”
“Good.
Time starts now.”
“Yeah,
but what if I see somethin' out there before then?”
“Half
an hour, Bud.”
“Half
an hour, got it.”
Rufus
sat back in his seat and enjoyed the half-hour of quiet. The hang-on
couldn't beat the heated stand he had on his grandpa's property, but
easy to set up and easy to take down were more important on days like
this. A bigger guy, like Bud, might not find the mesh seat and metal
frame very sturdy, but it worked just fine for Rufus who weighed in
at 145 pounds and stood 5-foot-6 in his stocking feet. It would be
just perfect if only he could smoke; the chaw would have to do. He
resisted the urge to spit down at Bud and used his spit cup instead.
It
seemed like the longest half an hour in Bud's life. It was bad enough
that he was staring out at the mist that seemed like it inched toward
him, then shrunk away. Rufus had his back, but what if that
yellow-eyed, yellow-fanged creature rose out of the pond and headed
for him? Half an hour or not, damned if he'd keep shut up then. Bud
shifted a little, trying not to make a sound. A damn rock was poking
into his knee and it was starting to hurt like hell. He guessed he
could put up with it for a while longer. At least it kept him from
falling asleep. He didn't tell Rufus, but that's what had happened
when he was under the truck. He fell asleep like a kitten under a
wood stove.
“Now,”
Rufus hissed. Bud nearly jumped out of his skin, but managed to flick
on the spotlight's switch.
All
they saw was prairie grass and a couple of low shrubs between them
and the pond. Bud swept the beam slowly over the area. There, there
was something. He could just barely hear Rufus shift in his seat
behind him. A doe, it was just a doe. She raised her head and the
light made her eyes glow an eerie yellow-green. She looked behind her
and Bud followed her gaze with the light. Bud's hands shook – there
he was, the daddy deer, eyes glowing, head held high. Had to be at
least a 12-pointer. Bud trained the light as steady as he could on
the animal's neck. He was spooked, for sure, but moved slowly,
putting his body between them and the doe.
Next
thing Bud knew, the doe was scampering off and the buck was falling
to his knees. Bud never even heard the arrow sail over his head.
“Let's
go, let's go,” Rufus said, lowering himself from the stand. “Grab
a tarp!”
Rufus
shot past before Bud could even get to his feet. By the time he got
there with the tarp, Rufus had slit the buck's neck and was cutting
out the arrow.
“Nice
shot,” Bud said, panting. “Look at the size of that rack!”
“Not
bad, not bad at all,” Rufus said, pleased. “Couple more like this
and I'll call it a good night.”
The
two men rolled the buck onto the tarp and dragged it back across the
field near the tree stand. Cursing and sweating, they finally managed
to get it strung up. Rufus pulled his hunting knife out of its sheath
and pointed the handle at Bud.
“Do
the honors? You did some nice shining there, Bud.”
Blushing,
Bud took the knife and made the long slit down the animal's belly
while Rufus held the light. The blood and offal splattered on their
boots and pants, but Bud didn't care. Rufus had said something nice.
They
lowered the carcass down onto a clean tarp and headed back to the
truck. Rufus poured ice from one of the coolers into the cavity
before they wrapped up the body good and tight and hauled it into the
truck bed. He grabbed a beer out of the other cooler for Bud, who,
for once, savored the cold brew.
“If
you gotta piss, do it here and not near the blind,” Rufus said.
“Piss long, piss hard and piss wide.”
Both
men relieved themselves on opposite sides of the truck before heading
back.
“Coyotes
or big cats get a whiff of that, they ain't gonna come near that
carcass,” Rufus said as he zipped up. “Same drill as before,
Bud,” he added. “Things go well, we could be out of here in a
couple hours.”
Bud
liked the sound of that. It sure seemed to him that the mist from the
pond had gotten thicker, whiter and closer. He made sure Rufus stayed
between him and the water as they walked.
Back
in their positions, the men settled in for the half-hour wait. This
time, Bud searched out a rock to kneel on; that last beer made him
powerful sleepy.
Rufus
spent his time fantasizing about how MarySue would thank him when he
handed her a couple of big bills and told her to go shopping. In the
city. For herself. “Bring a girlfriend, have lunch,” he'd say,
and hand her another bill. Oh yeah, life would be good.
Bud
kept replaying Rufus' words in his head. “You did some nice shining
there, Bud,” he'd said. He imagined them walking into Grub's Pub
and Rufus announcing to one and all: “My buddy, Bud, he did some
right fine shining the other night. Barkeep, bring on the brews for
my buddy here. They're all on me.” What a night that would be.
When
the “Now!” came, Bud was ready. He shone the light like no one
had shone it before. His sweep was precise and all-encompassing. He
imagined Rufus right behind him, following every move.
And
there, there it was, the biggest buck Bud had ever laid eyes on.
Eighteen points at least, and look at that span! Had to be three
foot, maybe four at least. How did he even hold up his head?
This
time, Bud heard the whiz of the arrow as it shot over him and in that
split second, as it sailed toward the buck's sweet spot, a doe
stepped between it and her boyfriend. The arrow pierced the doe's
tiny neck, slammed her backwards and lodged in the buck's shoulder.
“Shit,
shit, shit,” Rufus yelled. Bud was on his feet already, watching as
the buck reeled away, dislodging the arrow and staggered off toward
the pond. The doe dropped hard on the ground.
“Bud,
run, follow him!” Rufus shouted. “Get him and all the beer is
yours. Go, get!”
Without
thinking, Bud took off. It wasn't the first time he'd done something
crazy for his friends, or for beer. As he plunged into the fog, the
light actually creating a wall of white before him, he thought of the
time when he was 14 and streaked a freshman assembly in high school
when someone promised him a 12-pack afterward. He ditched his
clothing under the bleachers and ran down the steps, across the gym
and over the stage where Mrs. Lorinda Sweet was giving her boring
talk on “personal responsibility.”
He'd
spent a week in detention and his mama swore she could never face
their neighbors again, but his pop had smirked and offered him a
high-ball. That's when Bud knew he liked beer better. He drank the
12-pack in the privacy of his basement room in three days.
He
aimed the lamp at his feet and followed the blood into the gloom.
Rufus
would have followed him, would probably be in the lead, if it weren't
for the damn mesh of the hang-on. Somehow, he'd gotten his bow stuck
in the seat. He struggled to get it free in the pitch black that
surrounded him. He knew Bud was a good tracker and runner, but damn
it all, Rufus felt ridiculous perched up there trying to get free
while Bud did all the work. Plus, Bud had both of their lights.
Finally,
Rufus felt the mesh give way. He unsnapped the seat's safety belt and
lowered the bow to the ground.
Just
as the rancid scent of the big cat reached Rufus' nostrils, the
cougar was on top of him, its back claws digging into his leg. His
cry of pain and surprise came out as a bloody gurgle as the cat sunk
its teeth in his jugular. As the life oozed out of its kill, the
animal leaped down, took Rufus' boot between its powerful jaws and
pulled. Once the body was on the ground, the cat slowly dragged it
across the field to its cache in the woods. Its cubs would eat well
that night and days beyond.
While
the cougar pulled and dragged, stopping every 20 yards or so to rest,
a depressed Bud dragged himself back to the blind, empty-handed. He'd
gotten close, close enough to see the wounded buck bound into the
pond's black water, but no way was he going in after it. Rufus would
be pissed.
But
where was Rufus? The body of the doe still lay where it'd fallen. Bud
figured Rufus would've taken care of that first thing. He shined the
spotlight on the stand, but Rufus wasn't in the seat. He got closer,
then saw the blood and saw the drag marks leading toward the woods;
the huge paw prints. He knew, he knew right then what happened. It
was the creature and it got Rufus.
Bud
stood shining the light, first up at the stand, then back down the
drag path, then back up to the stand where his friend's blood dried
and blackened.
“Tell
me what to do, Ruf,” Bud said. “I don't know what to do.”
Should
he follow the path? No, that would be stupid. Go get help? Maybe. Of
course, he'd get arrested for off-season hunting and drinking. And
fined. Call without leaving his name? Maybe that was it. But he had
to get to a phone first. Did Rufus leave his cell phone in the truck
maybe? Bud headed back to truck to find out.
The
first thing he caught in the beam of the spotlight didn't make sense
to him. It looked like a blue whale thrashing around in the back of
the truck. That didn't make sense, though, so he stopped and watched.
Soon, there were multiple pairs of glowing eyes staring back at him.
“Coyotes!”
he said, causing the critters to leap out of the truck and tear off
into the mist. They had been feasting on the carcass beneath the blue
tarp.
It
was too much for poor Bud. “Guess pissing long, hard and wide don't
do the trick,” he muttered. He approached the truck cautiously and
when he saw it was clear, he inspected the damage.
“That
deer ain't worth shit no more, Ruf,” he said. He leaned his head
against the cab and shook it back and forth. “One thing's for sure,
they didn't touch no beer,” he figured. He took the whole cooler
out of the back and took it with him in the cab. By habit, he got
into the passenger seat. He clicked the locks, then guzzled three of
the beers, one after the other.
He
switched on the dome light and started rooting around the cab,
looking for Rufus' phone, or keys – something – while he drank
the last beer.
Finally,
his hand latched onto something flat and hard between the console and
the driver's seat.
“Ha!”
he said, dropping his empty to the floor. Bud never had a cell phone,
but he pressed button after button and finally, the phone came to
life.
“Who
should I call, who should I call,” he wondered aloud. Since he knew
nothing about cell phone address books, or any numbers by heart, that
was an easy one. He hit 9-1-1 and waited. Nothing. He looked down at
the screen. “No service,” it read.
“What
the hell does that mean?” he said, scratching his head. “No
shoes, no shirt, no service? No funeral services for Ruf? What?
What?”
Just
then he felt the truck bounce and heard a thump in the bed. Coyotes
were back. He reached over and laid on the horn. He wished Ruf still
kept his Colt in the glove box. He wished the whole damn day were
over. With tears in his eyes, Bud whipped the useless phone out the
window. He curled up on his seat and cried the first tears he'd cried
since his daddy drowned a litter of puppies.
He
was out of beer.
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