Black grease coated Corncob’s hands, forehead, and now his neck as he rubbed at a spot just below his hairline. He looked at the broken Chevy as man would a rabid dog. The car’s grille lay scattered across the trail like broken teeth, fluorescent green liquid puddled underneath the radiator. Michael sat on a stump and arched an eyebrow at his friend.
“Weren’t you a car mechanic for twenty years?” Michael said. “Can’t you fix it?”
Corncob scooped up a glob of mud and chucked it at the smaller man, who had already sensed his intention and leaned left as soon as the mud left Corncob’s fingertips.
“Maybe if I had a full shop with tools instead of being stuck out here with nothing but rocks, sticks, and a skinny moron, I could do more,” Corncob said.
“Would it help if the skinny moron gained weight?” Michael leaned to his right as another mud clod sailed past his ear. “Well now that we’ve got that out of the way, I suppose we’ll have to go on foot.”
“We should call a wrecker. I can fix this.”
“It’s a rental. We’ll leave it and let ‘em know where to pick it up.”
“You going to tell them about the deer?” Corncob asked.
“I won’t if you won’t,” Michael said.
“You were driving.”
“Me? Drive? I should hope not. The judge took away my license long ago, my friend. That’s why I reserved this car under your name.”
Corncob’s jaw worked. “Mine? But you had to show the girl behind the desk an ID.”
“I did. Yours.”